I broke my computer Friday night. Here's how it went.

Me: *reading stories* La la la...
Computer: YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH SPYWARE!!! ALERT!!! ALERT!!!!
Me: Huh? Isn't that a generally good thing???? 
Computer: ALERT! ALERT!!! YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH SPYWARE!!! PROTECT YOUR FAMILY!!!! *begins counting down*
Me: Why are you counting down, computer??? ARE YOU GOING TO EXPLODE??? Shit.
Computer: Shutting down in ten...nine...eight...
Me: NOOOOOO!!! *presses buttons*
Computer: ...seven...six...five...four...
Me: QUIT IT. I NEVER DID ANYTHING TO YOU, YOU PIECE OF CRAP. *continues with the frantic pressing of the buttons*
Computer: ....three...two...one...*screen goes blank*
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Computer: *in a teasing voice* Well, that's what you get for reading porn. *dies*

So, yeah. I'm on my aunt's desktop at the office, and we're taking my computer to a computer doctor today. My uncle said it would more than likely be fixed by the time we go home, so I'm hoping. I wasn't on the internet all weekend and IT KILLED ME. *whimpers and curls into a tiny little ball*

The good thing about not having the interent, as I thought, however, was that I could maybe tone down my heartache about not being married. I figured that it was a good thing, since I wouldn't be able to look at wedding pics and see who had gotten engaged over the weekend on FB, plus LJ wouldn't be constantly reminding me about Kevin Jonas.
But I was wrong.
HORRIBLY WRONG.
My uncle's parents had a 4th of July picnic down at their house, which is right over the hill of my aunt and uncle's, so we went and had a jolly good time, until my cousin proposed to his girlfriend of two years. I was like, seriously world? Can't I just have a chance???

So, yeah. Hopefully i get my computer back tonite, and i can catch up on LJ and all will be right with the world. Blah blah blah...